Things You Might Not Know About A Cashier

At most petrol stations,there will usually be a cashier,sitting in front of the cash register.The cashier is responsible for the following:
1)Handling the cash and credit cards from the customers
2)Turning on the petrol pump so you can pump petrol
3)In charge of handling the customers who are buying goods from the convinent store
4)As in the cases of Shell,there are mobile cash registers outside to serve you.Their attendant cards have a maximum of RM600,after that they will need to go inside and 'pay-in' to the cashier,and the cashier will have to key in the right amount
6)Every pay in has to be marked down on a piece of paper(seperating the cash from the credit cards)
5)Cashiers are also in charged with checking the stocks,espeacially the engine lubricants and the cigarettes.Every item sold is marked down on a piece of paper


There are only 2 lanes to a cashier,one is through the shop,in front of the desk,and the other is from outside,through a small window.
NOW IMAGINE THIS:
Everything that i had stated above,is happening at THE SAME TIME.
Unbelievevable??Believe it.Its true,and Its scary.The stress and tension at these times can kill you,either that,or the customers will.

Therefore,to clear things up,these are a list of things you might not know about a cashier at a petrol station:

1)The cashier is not DEAF,nor does he/she has the intelligence of a Walnut.Therefore,please do not yell at the top of your voice:'HEY YOU FRIGGIN' DUMBASS, PUMP FIVE THIRTY DOLLARS!!GET IT??PUMP FIVE!!FIVE!!HELLO?!YOU HEAR ME??IT'S PUMP FIVE!!F-I-V-E!!!!!'(starting to make wild and obscene gestures).Relax,Mister,I can hear and understand perfectly clear what you are tryin to say,so shut the fuck up already.Sheesh.

2)The cashier is NOT A CLAIRVOYANT.Nor does he/she has predicting powers,keeps a crystal ball under the table,and can predict what you are going to say next.I have customers comin' up to the counter,takes out his wallet,fish out his Visa credit card and Bonus Link card,puts them on the desk....and just do nothing.He just stares blankly right at me,as if waiting for me to say:"Hmm..according to my talking voodoo doll under the desk..I'm guessing..you want pump three,fourty dollars??and a Kit-Kat to go with it??"I swear,someday I'm gonna stuf my voodoo doll down his throat.

3)The cashier DOES NOT,due to some bizzare genetical mutation on several chromosomes in his DNA strand,have 4 hands and 2 heads,although the general population seems to assume this is a fact.There will be customers banging on the desk,rapping on the window,pulling his hair,biting his fingers,and doing God knows what to speed you up,while the cashier is in fact handling someone else credit cards,and tryin to scan items AND retrieving money at the same time.Hey,gimme a break,will ya?try to put yourself in my position,and see where you will end up.

4)The cashier DOES NOT have his brain linked directly to yours.Therefore,it is virtually impossible for the cashier to know what your eyes are seeing.When u give the money to a cashier,please do not just point to your car,since there are 3 cars parked at where you point,the possibility of me guessing correct is one out of three,which,of course,will get me and the customer frustrated if i guessed wrongly.Heck,if i can guess correctly,i would rather take a shot at tomorrow's Totos or Magnum 4D,instead of wasting my precious time guessing which car belongs to you,is it a)the Toyota Camry,b)the the Honda Civic,or is it c)the ugliest muthafuckin car in the world,the Alfa Romeo??im guessing C.(to the people who is reading this and owns an Alfa Romeo,sorry,but you have no taste in cars whatsoever.)

5)The cashier DOES makes mistakes at times.hey,we are all humans,after all,we all makes mistakes,(hell,i'm quite sure i made a grammar mistake in this previous sentence.)Therefore,have some compassion.Have some sympathy.Do not scream at the cashier(or the pump attendants)just because they made a tiny weeny mistake.

In conclusion,the above can be summarised into a single sentence:



THE CASHIER IS NOT GOD,DUMBASS

Thugz Mansion

This is one hiphop song that never fails to make me cry everytime i hear it...It just shows that there is more to hiphop than just bling bling,rims,and money cash hoes.Tupac Shakur,Rest In Peace.

Shit,tired of gettin shot at
Tired of getin chased by the police and arrested
Niggaz need a spot where WE can kick it
A spot where WE belong,that's just for us
Niggaz ain't gota get all dressed up and be Hollywood
Y'knahmean? Where do niggaz go when we die??
Aint no heaven for a thug nigga
That's why we go to thugs mansion
That's the only place where thugs get in free and you gotta be a G'...
at thugs mansion

Verse One:2Pac

A place to spend my quiet nights, time to unwind
So much pressure in this life of mine, I cry at times
I once contemplated suicide, and woulda tried
But when I held that 9, all I could see was my momma's eyes
No one knows my struggle, they only see the trouble
Not knowin it's hard to carry on when no one loves you
Picture me inside the misery of poverty
No man alive has ever witnessed struggles I survived
Prayin hard for better days, promise to hold on
Me and my dawgs ain't have a choice but to roll on
We found a family spot to kick it
Where we can drink liquor and no one bickers over trick shit
A spot where we can smoke in peace, and even though we G's
We still visualize places, that we can roll in peace
And in my mind's eye I see this place,
the players go in fast
I got a spot for us all, so we can ball, at thug's mansion

[Chorus: J. Phoenix] + (Nas)
Every corner, every city
There's a place where life's a little busy
Little Hennessy, laid back and cool
Every hour, cause it's all good
Leave all the stress from the world outside
Every wrong done will be alright (I wanna go)
Nothin but peace (I wanna go) love (I wanna go nigga)
And street passion, every ghetto needs a thug mansion

[Verse Two: Nas]
A place where death doesn't reside, just thugs who collide
Not to start beef but spark trees, no cops rollin by
No policemen, no homicide, no chalk on the streets
No reason, for nobody's momma to cry
See I'm a good guy, I'm tryin to stick around for my daughter
But if I should die, I know all of my albums support her
This whole year's been crazy, asked the Holy Spirit to save me
Only difference from me and Ossie Davis, gray hair maybe
Cause I feel like my eyes saw too much sufferin
I'm just twenty-some-odd years, I done lost my mother
And I cried tears of joy, I know she smiles on her boy
I dream of you more, my love goes to Afeni Shakur
Cause like Ann Jones, she raised a ghetto king in a war
And just for that alone she shouldn't feel no pain no more
Cause one day we'll all be together, sippin heavnly champagne
What angels saw, with golden wings in thug's mansion


[Chorus] w/o Nas

[Verse Three: 2Pac]
Dear momma don't cry, your baby boy's doin good
Tell the homies I'm in heaven and they ain't got hoods
Seen a show with Marvin Gaye last night, it had me shook
Drippin peppermint Schnapps, with Jackie Wilson, and Sam Cooke
Then some lady named Billie Holiday
Sang sittin there kickin it with Malcolm, 'til the day came
Little LaTasha sho' grown
Tell the lady in the liquor that she's forgiven, so come home
Maybe in time you'll understand only God can save us
When Miles Davis cuttin lose with the band
Just think of all the people that you knew in the pastthat passed on, they in heaven, found peace at last
Picture a place that they exist, together
There has to be a place better than this, in heaven
So right before I sleep, dear God, what I'm askin
Remember this face, save me a place, in thug's mansion

[chorus]

To Swear,Or Not To Swear

Once and for all,I'm going to resolve this:is swearing a bad thing?Every other week,I've received e-mails,messages and death threats from numerous people,organizations,sects and cults condemning me for all of eternity because they all agree on one thing:I swear.I cuss.My blogsite is filled with obscenities,profanities,vulgarities and a truckload of other "ities" that i have never heard of in my life.Ok.Fine.Big deal.To me,I see nothing wrong in swearing.In fact,It is quite a good way to let off steam,in case I blow up like a baloon,or a bomb,or fireworks,or a piece of crap,or a firework stucked in a piece of crap,whichever you prefer.I'm not asking you to swear in public,that would be quite disrecpectful to the ones having their quiet dinner around you and to the one you are swearing at(in fact,I think it is quite equivalant to the Mom Who Slaps Her Child In Public,have you seen those before?Feel like slapping the boobs off her myself).And if your girlfriend or boyfriend hates swearing,DO NOT,under any circumstances,I repeat,DO NOT,swear in front of her/him.That,to me,is the ultimate disrecpect.
IMHO(which stands for In My Haughty Opinion,for those who do not know and for those they thought they knew),swearing is what i do in front of close friends and in the company of those who do not mind.It's like farting,actually.Do you like people who farts in public?or dig their noses in public?I'm sure you do not;me neither,and if you do,time to see a shrink or go flush yourself down the toilet...and never return.My point is,have you dug your nose before??In your whole life??Have you ever FARTED(in private) before??Have you ever scratch your privates privately(no pun intended) before??If you have done anything of the sort in your short life,do you hate yourself for it??
Swearing is something I do in front of my close friends.Farting too,if I'm in the mood.And my friends do the same .(I'm talkin bout you,Bala,where the hell are you now).The point is,I don't see anything wrong with it,although there are limits to where and when you do it(Don't EVER,EVER fart inside a lift or a car,if I'm in there,I'm gonna strangle you to death and stick your head up your ass).And for those smart alecs who wanna comment:"Hey,but this is a blogsite!!it's on the internet!it's public!!"Well,Mr. Smarty Pants,no one asked you to come here.The same goes to those who blames the internet,tv,radio channels and magazines on the increase of rape and other pornographic crimes.It is your duty as a parent to ensure that your beloved and innocent son does not view porn.If you don't like what you are seeing,go somewhere else instead of wasting time looking at things you disagree with,right?If you disagree with me,you are wrong.If you agree with me but still wanna diss me back,you are wrong and an idiot,because i'm Undissable.
Have you ever noticed that I rarely swear in this blog?Neither do I cuss nor diss people who posted comments on my website,no matter good nor bad,right or wrong?That is because I respect you.If you ever stoop to a level when I do not have respect for you,be afraid.Be Very Afraid.Thank you.

Happy Birthday to me..and Thanks

Hey Hey Hey...for once in awhile i'm in quite a good mood lately,maybe due to the fact that there are people who still remembers my birthday,or maybe it was because I got to celebrate it with kumkum,or maybe it was the fact that National Treasure didn't suck,and was actually one heck of an awesome movie.Yes,it's true,u read right;National Treasure is worth a watch,and why is that so,well that's another story.
I just came back from genting,and even though it was Thaipusam,not much people went there..maybe Indians aren't that into gambling.Genting was quite nice and beautiful,and the angpows/lanterns/bright lights/lion dance decorations reminds me that chinese new year is just around the corner.Ah..how I miss CNY when I was a kid..lotsa fireworks n stuff that blows up in your face,those were the good old days...but that is also another story.Anyway we just hang around at genting,enjoying the cool air,and just relaxing(although i nearly drop my wallet when i heard the sales girl told me that the plate of 'siew yok' rice is rm13,which is the usual price in genting,NAH to you, uncle Lim).By the way,i celebrated my birthday there too..Thanks..
I also wanna take this chance here to say thanx to those people who actually remembers my birthday,these are the few people that 'leave their footprints' all over my life..thanx to eleven of the Twelve Knights(Ah Too,Pokyeah,Pandamania,Rambo,L.Dogg,Gorillaz,Cyber,Axel,Ting,Tibet and Funky),thanks for standing beside me through thick and thin,through countless ups and downs ,not to mention camps(haha),and mostly,thanks for all the great memories we had over the past 7 years,Megat Terawis 2001 forever!And thanks to those 3 Sobirds for acompanying me at Coffee Bean,twas' the nite before my birthday,you know who you are.And for those who bother to wish me,really touched when i received your messages and your phone calls,thanks to:Liz(faster come back la..penang got tsunami ar..),Peiwen(happy birthday to you too!),Yoonchee,Swet Kean(really touched o..),Ah Teng(that card was incredible,so was the present),Kien Mun(Silent Hill ar...sei Genzi..),Susie Leong,Susan Leong(yes,there are 2 persons),Cheryl(all the best lo..),Yit Ning,Siew Yee,Hong Tat(watup cuz where are you now),Ah Nean, Monica,Suiyan(thanks for the lift,really appreciate it)and my lovely cousins,Xiangmin and Xiangying(hey,i said 'lovely' already,what more could you ask for??),and last but not least,thanks to a very special person,who is always beside me no matter what happens,and let it be known that i'll always be beside you too...and knowing you,i know that you don't want your name to be mentioned,so i'll just keep it like that..hope i didn't left anyone out,and if i did,apparently u weren't on my mind for some reason.And for those who didn't bother to wish me ,well,i just promised to give each one of those who did a hundred bucks.Served you right,and Kiss my Ass.

dumbest movie in the universe

The other day,my mum bought a new DVD player for RM2xx,and after plugging everything in,i went to my friend's house to borrow some dvds(thanx Jon).Admist the stacks of DVDs,something caught my eye.In big,bold prints,splashed across the cover,was the one word that I heard so much about:JACKASS.everywhere I go,my friends keep on askin me the same old question:'have u seen jackass??',followed by comments such as(loosely translate to english):'it is sooo fuckin' cool,dude!" or 'gotta see it,man!the funnist shit i've ever seen in my fuckin' dumb life!' or 'sick shit!that guy nearly blow his dick off!!' (well,you know how it goes,when boys talk with boys,swear words aplenty,and for all those girls who say that their boyfriends does not swear or spew xxx words when not in her presence,well,wake up and smell the coffee,this IS THE PITIFUL TRUTH).This of course aroused my curiosity about this movie,and when I saw the DVD,it's like finding a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
After viewing the movie,I was speechless.I can safely say that:THIS IS THE DUMBEST,STUPIDEST MOVIE IN THE HISTORY OF MOVIES.Words cannot describe how awfully stupid this movie is.I'm not exaggerating ,it's true.AND I LOVE IT.Lots of people loved it because it is absolutely hilarious;of course,it also depends on whether you would think that having your nipples bitten by a baby alligator on purpose is funny or just plain stupid(or both).below are some of the examples of stunts seen in the movie:
1)wearing nothin but underwear,have a dead chicken stuck in your undies,and walk into a pool of hungry crocodiles
2)sticking rocket fireworks into your asshole,then letting it go
3)goin to a shop that sells toilet seats,walk right up to it,pull down your pants,and take a crap while watching the newspaper,then walk away
4)use electric wires to stick them to your balls,and turning on the power(ouch)
5)crash a golf course
8)using a straw,sniff up wasabi into your nose
9)using a condom and some lubricant,put a toy car in your rectum,then on the next day,go to the local doctor to have an x ray,shocking the goddamn doctor out of his senses
10)jump on a trampoline,and dive head first into the celling fan
What i have just written,are just some of the amazing stunts that has been done by the stupid( or brave,depends on how you see it) casts of the movie.These stunts are so ridiculously outrageous,you just have to see it to believe it.All the stunts are done by the young,white adults in the united states who skatesboard,smokes,cuss and drink beer on a regular basis.IMHO,JACKASS doesnt just refers to the people in the movie,but the audience as well,which,naturally,makes me a jackass.This is one movie that you would either loathe or suck up everything you see,no in-betweens.By the way,the whole movie is filled with cusswords,nudity(what makes it so sick is that the ones that are nude are not the girls,but the boys),pissing,shitting,vomitting..heck,it's like a live version of Southpark.It is absolutely NOT for the faint hearted.So all you people who wanna go watch this:YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

what's in a name

The other day,I recieved a message in my Friendster askin' me:couldn't u find a better user name for your blog site??After I read that message,I sat there in front of my lousy pc,staring at the screen for a whole minute,pondering the question that was thrown at me.Yeah,why the name 'singyeah'?instead some other better(ahem) names like'handsomelengchai' or 'bigandlong' or *gasp*'pinkbluecherrycuddlypiewinniepoohcutestintheworldguy.blogspot.com'? Before anyone misunderstood,'singyeah' is what people call stephen chau,the king of comedy,out of respect.Singyeah literally translates into 'star grandfather'(???),and im' NOT to be mistaken for a Singh,or a Punjabi,or an Indian,or the result of a 3p sexual experience betwwen the 3.Come to think of it,when i was chatting in irc,some dipshit keep askin me if i were a Singh,even though I stressed the word 'chinese' 4times in my intro.That guy was probably too dumb to understand,or partially blind,or have something stuck to his cornea,of maybe he does not wants to face the harsh reality of chatting with a chinese guy,instead of a busty babe thinking of a one nite stand.I have thought of user names such as 'bestdamnwebsiteintheworld','nothinbutcrapinhere',and once even thought of tricking any of you horny ass guy or girl into my website with the username 'superhotlesbianactionhardcore'...but thought better of it.Instead,I stick to the name singyeah,partly because 1)I'm Stephen Chau's greatest fan,and this serves to show my greatest respect to him, 2)I have used this nick name for several years,when i was fragging some dumbass player in Counterstrike and Halflife(thanks for the sweet memories,Cyber,remember those one on one with you,you will be missed).Therefore,I kind of became quite attached to this nickname,also due to the fact that I recently been slugging it out in Warcraft 3 using this nickname again.And that,is whyI use this username.

my real deal on Kung Fu Hustle

First off,im not an expert on movies.Neither am i an expert on Kung Fu.In fact,come to think about it,im not an expert on anything,except in the one exception that i have the uncanny ability the spout cuss words(cantonese,english,chinese) none stop.I'm not proud of the fact that i can speak a whole complete sentence at top speed with 70% foul words(it's true,try me),but hey,you try doing that.The only persons i know that can top that is Fei Hing and L.Dogg(shout outs to y'all,watup),so if u ever piss me off,you know what's comin' at ya.Now that i think about it,i do consider myself an expert in some thing else:memorising dialogue from Stephen Chau movies!And again,the only person that can top that is Fei Hing(mad props to ya),and i'll be damned if another living person shares that same interest.
But back to the matter at hand.I'm sure most of you have already watch Kung Fu Hustle, the action comedy starring Stephen Chau Sing Chi,one of my all time favorite actors.since I assume that most of you that are reading this posting had watch this movie(I 've seen it twice in the cinema),I won't bother to summarize the plot here,and for those who haven't seen it,shame on you,you are not fit to be a human being,so just go bang your head on the kitchen wall.It seems to me that,after so many years and so many movies and so many roles he had played(brother,son,cop,undercover cop,student,spy,chef,waiter,actor,hooligan,martial arts expert,gambler,monkey god, snooker player,etc),its safe to say that 80% of his movies have two universal underlying themes:good truimphs over evil,and small time wannabe/underdog/bully victim finally becomes a 'somebody'.Think about it for a second.It's true,and for those who do not agree,well,you're wrong(lolx).It's no exception in Kung Fu Hustle,where a wannabe gangster who was previously bullied wanna make it big in the underworld,then finally comes to his senses and becomes a good guy.Overall,the movie was good,the dialogue was,as expected,painfully funny and sharp,the timing was just right and precise to a dot.The supporting actors gave top notch performances,especially the bao zhou po'(landlady),she practically steals the show from Stephen.The other characters living in pigsty alley are zanily funny and rib-tickling,and the interection between each person is lively.Furthermore,the characters in it seemed 'real',therefore we can really sympathize with them(especially the part which tells of his childhood and him gettin bullied and pissed on,literally),the 'big brother Sum' is also quite convincing,even though I can still remember his face from shaolin soccer,with that Bruce Lee sneer,in this movie he is almost rendered unrecognizable.The special effects are amazing,although I must admit it was a bit too much seeing Stephen and the landlady running around like cartoon characters(road runner and Wile.E.Coyote,anyone?)..and there are some parts that I would rather see be real kung fu instead of special effects,heck even the old wire-hanging-trick would do quite well.in his recent movies,stephen chau has rely on a lot of his crew,that's why you can see many familiar faces from shaolin soccer to appear in this movie,and it's really a plus,it gives a feeling of seeing an 'old friend', also most of those characters are really interesting or just plain outrageous.The funniest guy in the movie must be that slanty eyed,greasy haired guy wit a moustache and half his butt showing,there's a scene where's he's squatting on the floor takin' a crap,lolx.The fighting sequence are amazing(check out the the 2 blind guys with the Gu Zheng,literally blew me away),but as mention before,less CGI please.
even though overall the movie was amazing,it still suffers one major flaw:STEPHEN CHAU.Since his first stint as a director(god of cookery,if im not mistaken),nearing the end of each movie he directs there will be some really ridiculously super duper fuckin big mess up in the plot,for instance:in the god of cookery,he suddenly turns out to be a god from the heavens, in king of comedy,he becomes an undercover workin for the police,and in shaolin soccer,half the goddamn field is gone with the goal.in kung fu,in the final showdown with the Beast('fo wun che san',what kind of name is that?),he flies toward the sky and suddenly,a cloud changes shape to form that of the Buddha.When I saw that scene, i nearly choke myself to death on my Cheezels. I mean,what the fuck??!!It totally ruin the mood.I think most of you would agree with me(and if you dont,you are wrong and ignorant,) on this one.I know it is suppose to be a 'mou lei tou'(nonsene) film,but try to up the standard a little bit.So Mr. Stephen Chau,next time better improve on your plot,or else i'm comin to your house and show you what 'kung fu' really means.
At the end of it all,I would give it an 8 out of 10.As I had said earlier,this is purely my opinion,as I'm not an expert on movies...but neither are you.Haha.

FINALLY

finally...I have a blog.Nothing to brag about,really,cos' it seems like every other guy or girl has one;its like a diesese or something,kinda like AIDS,except it's not spread through sexual intercourse.It's normal human behaviour,normal mentality that,if 'someone has something,I want one too,except for the fact that mine is better than yours'.You have a Gen 2??im gonna myself a Camry.You have a Camry 2.4?Im gonna get myself a Diablo Lamborghini 6.0.You have a semi D??check out my bungalow.you earn 10k per month??Then im'a make a gazillion bucks every month too.What's up with that??i mean,what's up with ME???someone else has a blog site,so im gonna get one too??Get real.If im really THAT competitive,then i should log off,unplug my computer,get my rear off this chair and WORK my ass off like the rest of the world does.So that's what im gonna do now....NOT.And why not,you might ask??cos i like it the way it is.I like being a lazy bum,i like to sleep,eat,and kick Funky's ass in warcraft(i have become stronger...challenge me..if you dare).Not to mention surfing the net for big boobs and tight asses.(So sue me.)If i were born in the 60s,70s,i would have smoke pot till i rot,participate in Woodstock,talk bout how karma's gonna affect mankind,and have free sex all day long.In other words,a hippie.Now that's what i call life.That's what im ever gonna do for the rest off my life,instead of sitting in front of the computer and posting crap on the internet,half expecting some stranger's gonna come and view them,and maybe drop me a line.Stupid.