dumbest movie in the universe
The other day,my mum bought a new DVD player for RM2xx,and after plugging everything in,i went to my friend's house to borrow some dvds(thanx Jon).Admist the stacks of DVDs,something caught my eye.In big,bold prints,splashed across the cover,was the one word that I heard so much about:JACKASS.everywhere I go,my friends keep on askin me the same old question:'have u seen jackass??',followed by comments such as(loosely translate to english):'it is sooo fuckin' cool,dude!" or 'gotta see it,man!the funnist shit i've ever seen in my fuckin' dumb life!' or 'sick shit!that guy nearly blow his dick off!!' (well,you know how it goes,when boys talk with boys,swear words aplenty,and for all those girls who say that their boyfriends does not swear or spew xxx words when not in her presence,well,wake up and smell the coffee,this IS THE PITIFUL TRUTH).This of course aroused my curiosity about this movie,and when I saw the DVD,it's like finding a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
After viewing the movie,I was speechless.I can safely say that:THIS IS THE DUMBEST,STUPIDEST MOVIE IN THE HISTORY OF MOVIES.Words cannot describe how awfully stupid this movie is.I'm not exaggerating ,it's true.AND I LOVE IT.Lots of people loved it because it is absolutely hilarious;of course,it also depends on whether you would think that having your nipples bitten by a baby alligator on purpose is funny or just plain stupid(or both).below are some of the examples of stunts seen in the movie:
1)wearing nothin but underwear,have a dead chicken stuck in your undies,and walk into a pool of hungry crocodiles
2)sticking rocket fireworks into your asshole,then letting it go
3)goin to a shop that sells toilet seats,walk right up to it,pull down your pants,and take a crap while watching the newspaper,then walk away
4)use electric wires to stick them to your balls,and turning on the power(ouch)
5)crash a golf course
8)using a straw,sniff up wasabi into your nose
9)using a condom and some lubricant,put a toy car in your rectum,then on the next day,go to the local doctor to have an x ray,shocking the goddamn doctor out of his senses
10)jump on a trampoline,and dive head first into the celling fan
What i have just written,are just some of the amazing stunts that has been done by the stupid( or brave,depends on how you see it) casts of the movie.These stunts are so ridiculously outrageous,you just have to see it to believe it.All the stunts are done by the young,white adults in the united states who skatesboard,smokes,cuss and drink beer on a regular basis.IMHO,JACKASS doesnt just refers to the people in the movie,but the audience as well,which,naturally,makes me a jackass.This is one movie that you would either loathe or suck up everything you see,no in-betweens.By the way,the whole movie is filled with cusswords,nudity(what makes it so sick is that the ones that are nude are not the girls,but the boys),pissing,shitting,vomitting..heck,it's like a live version of Southpark.It is absolutely NOT for the faint hearted.So all you people who wanna go watch this:YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
After viewing the movie,I was speechless.I can safely say that:THIS IS THE DUMBEST,STUPIDEST MOVIE IN THE HISTORY OF MOVIES.Words cannot describe how awfully stupid this movie is.I'm not exaggerating ,it's true.AND I LOVE IT.Lots of people loved it because it is absolutely hilarious;of course,it also depends on whether you would think that having your nipples bitten by a baby alligator on purpose is funny or just plain stupid(or both).below are some of the examples of stunts seen in the movie:
1)wearing nothin but underwear,have a dead chicken stuck in your undies,and walk into a pool of hungry crocodiles
2)sticking rocket fireworks into your asshole,then letting it go
3)goin to a shop that sells toilet seats,walk right up to it,pull down your pants,and take a crap while watching the newspaper,then walk away
4)use electric wires to stick them to your balls,and turning on the power(ouch)
5)crash a golf course
8)using a straw,sniff up wasabi into your nose
9)using a condom and some lubricant,put a toy car in your rectum,then on the next day,go to the local doctor to have an x ray,shocking the goddamn doctor out of his senses
10)jump on a trampoline,and dive head first into the celling fan
What i have just written,are just some of the amazing stunts that has been done by the stupid( or brave,depends on how you see it) casts of the movie.These stunts are so ridiculously outrageous,you just have to see it to believe it.All the stunts are done by the young,white adults in the united states who skatesboard,smokes,cuss and drink beer on a regular basis.IMHO,JACKASS doesnt just refers to the people in the movie,but the audience as well,which,naturally,makes me a jackass.This is one movie that you would either loathe or suck up everything you see,no in-betweens.By the way,the whole movie is filled with cusswords,nudity(what makes it so sick is that the ones that are nude are not the girls,but the boys),pissing,shitting,vomitting..heck,it's like a live version of Southpark.It is absolutely NOT for the faint hearted.So all you people who wanna go watch this:YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
posted by c-jay-el at 11:26 PM
5 Comments:
dude, where's the explicit picture?
you know..it's a karma. I always get to hear how my friend hates people who swear and use all the cunt words..she always complain to me whenever she notice it. I guess god is fair..the more you complain, the more chances you get to know this people. Well, i wish my friend loves you forever.
yea,so exactly watz d whole point of adding all those words into the conversations btwn u guys?i totally agree,when guys 1st got together with their gfs,sentences r totally clean n decent...but after they know their gfs have already found out the way they communicate with their dudes..decent words will only happen wen the girls' parents r around..sigh...some(or izzit most?) guys actually refer to their gfs as their bitches among their dudes rite?wtf!
hey cousin.
xy here. ur blog is brimming with Vulgarities. and i really dunno wat to comment on ur latest post abt that dumb movie. anyway, have a SMACKING BURFDAE CELEBRATION! :) want any pressie?
UPDATE!
Too much 'actions' run down a movie, or make it interesting, either way you see it for yourself. Thought I would not say some movies are decent, they are not.
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