To Swear,Or Not To Swear
Once and for all,I'm going to resolve this:is swearing a bad thing?Every other week,I've received e-mails,messages and death threats from numerous people,organizations,sects and cults condemning me for all of eternity because they all agree on one thing:I swear.I cuss.My blogsite is filled with obscenities,profanities,vulgarities and a truckload of other "ities" that i have never heard of in my life.Ok.Fine.Big deal.To me,I see nothing wrong in swearing.In fact,It is quite a good way to let off steam,in case I blow up like a baloon,or a bomb,or fireworks,or a piece of crap,or a firework stucked in a piece of crap,whichever you prefer.I'm not asking you to swear in public,that would be quite disrecpectful to the ones having their quiet dinner around you and to the one you are swearing at(in fact,I think it is quite equivalant to the Mom Who Slaps Her Child In Public,have you seen those before?Feel like slapping the boobs off her myself).And if your girlfriend or boyfriend hates swearing,DO NOT,under any circumstances,I repeat,DO NOT,swear in front of her/him.That,to me,is the ultimate disrecpect.
IMHO(which stands for In My Haughty Opinion,for those who do not know and for those they thought they knew),swearing is what i do in front of close friends and in the company of those who do not mind.It's like farting,actually.Do you like people who farts in public?or dig their noses in public?I'm sure you do not;me neither,and if you do,time to see a shrink or go flush yourself down the toilet...and never return.My point is,have you dug your nose before??In your whole life??Have you ever FARTED(in private) before??Have you ever scratch your privates privately(no pun intended) before??If you have done anything of the sort in your short life,do you hate yourself for it??
Swearing is something I do in front of my close friends.Farting too,if I'm in the mood.And my friends do the same .(I'm talkin bout you,Bala,where the hell are you now).The point is,I don't see anything wrong with it,although there are limits to where and when you do it(Don't EVER,EVER fart inside a lift or a car,if I'm in there,I'm gonna strangle you to death and stick your head up your ass).And for those smart alecs who wanna comment:"Hey,but this is a blogsite!!it's on the internet!it's public!!"Well,Mr. Smarty Pants,no one asked you to come here.The same goes to those who blames the internet,tv,radio channels and magazines on the increase of rape and other pornographic crimes.It is your duty as a parent to ensure that your beloved and innocent son does not view porn.If you don't like what you are seeing,go somewhere else instead of wasting time looking at things you disagree with,right?If you disagree with me,you are wrong.If you agree with me but still wanna diss me back,you are wrong and an idiot,because i'm Undissable.
Have you ever noticed that I rarely swear in this blog?Neither do I cuss nor diss people who posted comments on my website,no matter good nor bad,right or wrong?That is because I respect you.If you ever stoop to a level when I do not have respect for you,be afraid.Be Very Afraid.Thank you.
IMHO(which stands for In My Haughty Opinion,for those who do not know and for those they thought they knew),swearing is what i do in front of close friends and in the company of those who do not mind.It's like farting,actually.Do you like people who farts in public?or dig their noses in public?I'm sure you do not;me neither,and if you do,time to see a shrink or go flush yourself down the toilet...and never return.My point is,have you dug your nose before??In your whole life??Have you ever FARTED(in private) before??Have you ever scratch your privates privately(no pun intended) before??If you have done anything of the sort in your short life,do you hate yourself for it??
Swearing is something I do in front of my close friends.Farting too,if I'm in the mood.And my friends do the same .(I'm talkin bout you,Bala,where the hell are you now).The point is,I don't see anything wrong with it,although there are limits to where and when you do it(Don't EVER,EVER fart inside a lift or a car,if I'm in there,I'm gonna strangle you to death and stick your head up your ass).And for those smart alecs who wanna comment:"Hey,but this is a blogsite!!it's on the internet!it's public!!"Well,Mr. Smarty Pants,no one asked you to come here.The same goes to those who blames the internet,tv,radio channels and magazines on the increase of rape and other pornographic crimes.It is your duty as a parent to ensure that your beloved and innocent son does not view porn.If you don't like what you are seeing,go somewhere else instead of wasting time looking at things you disagree with,right?If you disagree with me,you are wrong.If you agree with me but still wanna diss me back,you are wrong and an idiot,because i'm Undissable.
Have you ever noticed that I rarely swear in this blog?Neither do I cuss nor diss people who posted comments on my website,no matter good nor bad,right or wrong?That is because I respect you.If you ever stoop to a level when I do not have respect for you,be afraid.Be Very Afraid.Thank you.
posted by c-jay-el at 1:22 AM
3 Comments:
Very original. Yeah, it depends. Each of us is different. To some people swearing is a big bad thing. Swearing relieves stress, some say. But do that too often causes stress too: people tend to keep a distance from swearers.
ya...by the way,i do not swear in a raging,maniacal kinda way...i just tend to put in a few cuss words here and there...we used to refer to swear words as 'imbuhan'or 'kata penguat',sometimes it is used to stress the importance of a certain subject.e.g:compare'that lady is hot' and 'holy shit!!that chick over there is fuckin' hot!!'...or something to the effect
Haha, that indeed does the trick!
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